I hate audience questions period.

What the fuck did Rob do to his face? That’s some creepy botox work.

The first paragraph sounds like a review of his Twilight Zone reboot.

It only took about 2/3s of the first season for me to realize this show was going to be a Lost-esque slow jerk that was layer upon layer of mystery leading to an unsatisfying conclusion. Not disappointed that I bailed.

It’s like, 5 years younger than Jesus Christ when he died, right?

Who is the audience for this? Does anyone under the age of 40 remember the Munsters? Does anyone over the age of 50 really want to watch a poorly directed Munsters reboot? Did everyone forget the lessons of the 80s?

The only BTS I’ll ever recognize is the Bureau of Transportation Statistics. My muthafuckas at 1200 New Jersey Avenue (led by my girl Pat Hu!) know what I’m sayin’. Fuck these imposters.

The movies would be better if they focused more on the characters managing their inventory and make the tough decisions about which gun they should upgrade. I’ll watch though, if this guy is in it:

I’m using Firefox. So I just minimize the screen to half-size vertically and then I can scroll down through all 8 pages of stuff I didn’t want to read anyway.

Just minimize the window and the slideshow turns into a single page. Easy-peasy

Actually, I think I’d be okay with Captain America: Citizens on Patrol if Bobcat Goldthwait was attached.

I’m going to bet the books end with a fat old dude having a heart attack and a ghost writer feverishly finishing them before returning to their day jobs writing Tom Clancy books and helping James Patterson wipe.

I just don’t think she’ll die. She might just run.

I went from my Xbox 360 and PS3 to a PS4 when I had a kid and could really only devote myself to a single console. I’m an older gamer, so the multiplayer appeal has never really been there for me ever since Ultima Online taught me that playing with other people sucks. While I’ve enjoyed some COD or Left For Dead…

Kim will be fine. Saul will help Gus in exchange for Kim disappearing on a vacuum cleaner ride.

Guess they had to make room for more 20 year-old episodes of The Family Guy.

Bullshit - you knew it wasn’t that Cheers because Sam didn’t let black people work or drink in his bar.

They did, kind of, put nipples on the Thor suit.

“A bartender who kicked Miller out that day said they had previously been a regular and was frequently asked to stop “lighting incense or candles” or “bringing in their own Bluetooth speaker and playing it super loud to overpower our music.”

“When star-struck orphan Maisie Brumble (Zaris-Angel Hator) sneaks aboard Captain Crow’s ship in hopes of taking a place among the crew, both Maisie and Jacob come to realize that the monsters might not be exactly what they’ve spent their whole lives being led to believe.”