67 didn’t feel young when you were 22.

She can’t. They’re devout Baptists and really religious about everything - other than family members fucking kids, of course.

I don’t know how they managed to get John Amplas to do this without George Romero, but I’ll watch it. Also - it’s Christina, not Gina, and since she ended up staking Martin through the heart at the end of the film, I can only guess this a prequel and not a reunion.

Christian Lees actually looks like Glen Matlock, but Sid and Nancy so ruined the “look” of the Sex Pistols for me that all I can think is “that guy looks nothing like Gary Oldman” and “these kids look too young to be the Sex Pistols” even though, age-wise, this is probably more accurate casting than the Cox film.

Don’t forget to sprinkle in some of “The Naked Prey” for those soldiers

And important. Brave and important, btw. As are you - very brave and very important.

“Cat ass and murdered time” sounds like a Rik Mayal show from the 90s

I’m going to guess it’s really clean. But his bedroom definitely smells like mountain dew sweat and cum socks.

I’m just trying to figure out if he needs help. Maybe he’s having a hard time sleeping or his job at the pool chemical factory isn’t going well and he’s worried about what he’ll do if they fire him.

Considering that she died two years ago, I hope this isn’t true.

Why is this so triggering for you? I’d really like to know because it seems you’re getting more and more upset. You even responded to me twice before I had a chance to reply - which shows that this is very personal. If I hurt your feelings in some way, I would like to make amends.

Ah, I see. You got confused by my hyperbole and it sent you into a rage. I’m sorry that I upset you.

I think the kid who got eaten on the Hawaiian Punch raft owns or manages one of the restaurants in town. There were a lot of locals cast in the movie.

True - I don’t know enough about Chappelle’s standup to know if he’s just an all-around bigot.

“You’re so brave btw. And important.”

The world is waking up to the fact that “David Brent” wasn’t just a character that he played.

Gervais and Chappelle are guaranteed into trans women and, just like Eddie Murphy. have probably given more than a few “a ride home.” If they weren’t they would, like other non-assholes, shut the fuck up and let people live their lives.

Yes, but Kinja only lets you edit a post for 15 minutes and it took way longer than that for me to sober up and read your response.

I bet you could relax in a truck stop shower if you spent a day in a New Mexico storm cellar.

Comparison limited to trailers only. Bond movies wish they were as awesome as their trailers