You want bleak - read the novel that “A Simple Plan” was based on. It’s even darker. It’s also a bit of a sore spot since people who read the novel hate that they made some major changes in adapting it.

These things happen in television. They had to shoot the fourth season of “Chico and the Man” without Freddy Prinze because Chico moved back to Mexico.

Alec Guinness was 63 when he made Star Wars.

So that’s why there’s a sudden Vaseline shortage. I thought it was a supply chain issue.

C- Sam Raimi is B+ anyone else. Wonder where the Caddy will show up?

Gregg Turkington would be great as any (or all) of the FF4

Ian Roberts is now chunky enough to pull it off. I think you might be on to something here. A superhero battle with a cake walk and poo sticks is long overdue.

Probably for the same reason I don’t tell people I masturbate behind my local Souplantation and save my jizz in Slush Puppie cups - because people would judge me for being a fucking weirdo.

That Rebel Wilson in high school movie had better explain how a 37 year-old is allowed to enroll in a high school or why a GED won’t work.

Believe it or not, some people weren’t ages 6-14 when the Empire Strikes Back was released and it hasn’t been a spoiler since some time in 1981. So it’s plausible many people knew this tidbit before they ever saw the movie - esp. if they were alive when the prequels came out, but not old enough to see them.

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Thanks for all of your great work Gwen - I’ll keep an eye out for you. I hope that you get picked up at a place that isn’t owned and managed by total fuckwits.

I absolutely believe it was suicide. I was just saying what people like the commenter above who implied it was something other than a guy trying to make his suicide look like murder so his family wouldn’t lose any insurance payouts/benefits.

I don’t have anyone to answer my door and say “no, Mr. Kildover is not here” as I pull out of my garage in my car with the windows blacked out that then takes me to a studio that is closed to the public where the process server can’t enter, after which I go to a party where the process server isn’t on the list,…

Were I to guess, I would say this is about as close any random person could get to Olivia Wilde without some kind of assistant, bodyguard, or PA stepping between them. I would also guess that she doesn’t just open her front door or gate to any rando who rings the doorbell.

The Silver Shamrock masks were a nice touch and I’m happy that Anthony Michael Hall got a paycheck, but other than answering the burning question of “what would happen if Michael Myers was suddenly outnumbered by a mob of angry parents?” it really is a movie I should’ve turned off after the pre-opening-credits scene.

Whenever that guy comes up to the podium, all I see is:

Officially, as in as far as the city, state, country, etc. are concerned the documents have been filed and the investigation is closed.

You know wuddum talkin’ bout - dat place its over by duh domno sugar factry.

I get it because I did the exact same thing. One day I was just hit with so much and I had to take a step back from everything to decide my next move. Then my boss called and said it was Monday and I needed to get my ass to work.