This Black Lips guy is a fucking idiot.

As long as it's fabulous.

Macklemore feels embarrassed because he's a total fraud.

Cool. This is going to be terrible.

"Comedy is a medium that thrives on the fresh and the new, but it also needs time." …says the crackhead philosopher at the AV Club. It needs to be new ,man, but it's got to have been around for awhile. Da fuh?

True story: Steven Page of the Barenaked Ladies once got arrested in Syarcuse, NY for cocaine possession.

The success of Modern Family can be credited to being a simple wish fulfillment fantasy: It's about a realtor who is successful in 2013.

At least I agree with you about Fugazi.

My mistake. I meant to say, "By ignoring Sepultura's finest hour, you've proven your shitty taste in music to the entire world."
Better?

The real list of best albums from 1993:
1. Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
2. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
3. Morbid Angel - Covenant
4. Fugazi - In on the Kill Taker
5. Eyehategod - Take As Needed For Pain

Writes article about records from 1993.
Fails to mention Chaos A.D. by Sepultura anywhere in the article.
"Writer" discredits self.

Writes article about The Breeders back in the 90s. Doesn't mention heroin.
Journalism fail!

sell out

Wow. Appearance really matters to you, doesn't it?

Was this supposed to be funny?

Was this supposed to be funny?