Jurgen needs to head the USSF. As an in-game coach he’s meh. But, as a big picture guy he’s the best. It was he the DFB, and bundesliga looked to after Germany’s disastrous 2002 showing, and it was he who started and oversaw the wholesale organizational changes that led to the Germany of now.

He has to be involved and…

I’m so glad someone had the presence of mind to take a picture of Billy when the final whistle blew last night.

Billy actually wrote this years ago, and has been waiting to publish it with fevered anticipation.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, did we?

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

43,000 people attended this game, but it’s small-time.

So this article was written solely so Haisley could refer to MLS as a small-time soccer league, right?

Biggest gripe is how garish they made the music controls when locked. It’s ugly and too bright and takes up way too much space. Everything else is ignorable.

But at what point is it considered a catch by Tate? He gets the ball in one fluid motion while falling into the endzone. During that time, the defenders hand comes off his shoulder. If Tate had lost the ball as he fell into the endzone, they would’ve called an incomplete pass. However, because he didn’t, they count it…

This is a bad take

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

What’s worse is either the fact that a live display of something millions of people participate in each year gets this reaction from people like you. This is fantasy football you ninny. But hey it worked to keep depictions of sex off the tv so maybe this will somehow end the racism right?

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

I come only for the comments. He writes the same trash over and over: “MLS Sucks”, “Real Madrid and Ronaldo are somehow not good even though they win everything” and “Here’s a Gerard Deulofeu article that nobody asked for”. Reading his bullshit is waste of brain space.

It’s been fun scrolling down to the comments to check out people trashing Billy, but I just can’t click on these shit articles anymore.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

100% on Fowler’s side here. No one likes a whiner, especially one who has comments about your driving. Maybe next time, instead of going up and actually trying to be a hero, he’ll do what the rest of us do; mutter under our breath and hope he dies in a fiery crash.

Is Neymar even second-best on his own team? Honest question!