....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Yes, everyone in the Deadspin comment section was a saint when they were 14.

DON’T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY HAVING TICKETS TO WATCH ME FIGHT!!!!

This was way before online, it was in the arcades. People just don’t know the roots of the FGC

I mean, this stuff has been going on way before ‘online gaming’ was a thing, back when we had to play games together in the same room/arcade. FGC doesn’t really give two shits what the rest of the gaming world thinks, honestly, these dudes grew up on all of this :P

Jesus fucking christ is everything offensive on these fucking deadspin affiliate sites? I swear everyone who comments and writes for any of these fucking sites is a god damn snowflake.

“Thuggery” is an oldschool FGC term

Really dude? Have fun raising completely dependent kids who turn into non-functioning adults.

Are you kidding me, though? Because my child is 13 and due to mental illness I’ve had to leave her alone with doctors and therapists quite a few times. Please do not assign the blame on this to anyone other than the person responsible - this fucking asshole of a man.

“These people have awful names.”

Yeah but you can order Papa John’s online, pay and tip ahead of time and not actually have to talk to a living human being.

Yeah but Jerry Rice, Irvin, Monk etc. Most players don’t win SBs, it’s easy to pick any position and say they are not conducive to winning by naming players without rings.

Chill out...this is like judging an American Football team based on their first pre-season game.

Uh... alright man. Point taken.

How long do we have to pretend to miss the point on this one?

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

I love Witcher 3. I honestly think it’s a perfect video game. I have put 112 hours into it and plowed through the main story as thoroughly as possible.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

But how does Barcelona fit into the narrative?

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.