I try to act civilized on the Internet. I mean, someone has to, right?

Apple Jacks and Pops are at least Top Tier

No they arent at all. Conor is blowing it for Conor. You can’t sign a contract agreeing to specific mandatory press events and then say no. If he did all of this shit a month ago, and had his facebook post, and tweet and all that nonsense there would be no issue.

Prince’s dick guitar is the only thing I can remember about any Super Bowl halftime show.

Refusing to do promotion is a pretty big deal.

I’m going to be honest: I honestly thought that Deadspin would refuse to acknowledge that this 50 point/60 shot game happened.

After the way Deadspin was shitting on Kobe all day, who destroyed a Gawker media outlet more: Kobe or Hulk Hogan?

Since you qualified him as a “Laker”, I would put Kobe over Wilt and Shaq as he won more championships and scored more points than both of them as a Laker. But career vs career, both Wilt and Shaq were better.

Chamberlain was only on the Lakers for five seasons. His best years were in Philadelphia. Come on.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?