Pez is the burrito of dispensed candy. Go forth and eat it.

Small update, I have ate all the pez. I am not sure what to do with my life now.

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

Bobby, you have an interesting system of numbering.

Frank’s Red Hot is the best hot sauce thank you goodbye.

Poor Ram fan.

I think the best way to completely ruin Superdelegates is to have Zack Snyder direct their movie.

I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.

There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…

Dudes usually have to be around 75-80 before they get to the tripping balls state.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Your projection is adorable and precious.

I haven’t met a hillary supporter that won’t turn out for bernie, but to be fair I don’t personally know any hillary supporters. I think it’s fair to say most bernie supporters will turn out for hillary since they are democrats. The one’s who won’t come from two camps (one of which I belong to).

“Fuck. So close.”

You will never get a Hillary supporter to admit that they think DESTINY won’t happen.

I don’t know any Clinton fans who wouldn’t vote for Bernie also. Hearing some of his supporters talk about Hillary as if she’s as bad as Trump or Cruz is deeply distressing. How are you voting if you don’t understand the monumental difference between Hillary and any of the GOP contenders?

roll tide to that gif

Personally, I don’t know any Bernie or Hillary supporters who have said this. All of us are like “either way, I’m voting D.” Simple.

I don’t know any, I’m in the same boat as you.