Eh, Gawker will do its stint in gaol, Henrik Vanger will invite Gawker to write his biography/secretly investigate his grand-niece’s disappearance, and Gawker will crack the case with the help of Lisbeth Salander, who will also help Gawker publish a damning expose of Peter Thiel/Hulk-Erik Wennerstrom.

+Echad for that killer handle

#wokebaebae

If it’s blocking your view or interfering with your concert experience, then screw them.

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet; 88=HH=you get the picture.

ARTICLE: Some luck is involved in personal success.

Gaaaaahhhhh, I’m on team #killthebathroombill, but let me also add a mansplanatory voice to team #declaratoryjudgment.

Not Alito for Scalia, but... http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story…

This also doubles as a critique of LoTR:

Two things:

Is there no love for good ol’ parsley?

Lady Burneritis originally heard the lyrics as “Can’t buy the ocean,” but with a Southern twang. “Bless your heart, you can keep on hopin’, but you cain’t buy the ocean.”

Counter-counterpoint: If you like top sheets, use them. If you don’t like top sheets, don’t use them. If you’re in a mixed bed, use the top sheet on the top-sheet-user’s side.

Not to fan the dumpster flames, but how many Clinton supporters do you know who have vowed not to vote for Sanders in the general? My millennial peers are pretty evenly split, but everyone I know who’s prepared to sit out in November if their candidate loses the primary supports Sanders.

https://xkcd.com/1412/

I don’t see how removing Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the oldest member of the Court, would help.

There was a time I was convinced that Jesse Eisenberg only got work when Michael Cera passed on a project.

Cruz continued, “This is the Zodiac speaking I wish you a happy Christmass. The one thing I ask of you is this, please help me. I cannot reach out for help because of this thing in me won’t let me. I am finding it extreamly dificult to hold it in check I am afraid I will loose control again and take my nineth &…

26. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE…

I went as an adult male yesterday, and while I definitely felt like a creep when I bought the ticket, I got over it because the movie was so good.