CAMPAIGNS’ WILL. Jesus fucking Christ. Of all the things about this for me to be apoplectic with rage about, it's that fucking apostrophe.

What you overhear is likely rooted in context, I’m wagering. I mean, I’m in my mid-20s, which is definitely young, and I’m in a serious relationship. We’re making plans to move in together in the next year, and I’ve made it really clear that if I’m gonna pack up my shit and rearrange my life to share a home with him,…

sameeeeee.

Agreed. I only took three AP courses throughout high school, and I have ADHD but I’m not slow by any stretch, and I was still spending 3 hours a night on homework on a regular basis.

Holy shit those are terrifying.

Well, um, Africanized honeybees ARE an actual thing that ARE actually here...

Not everywhere! Southern California is going into Halloween with forecasts in the mid to upper 80s still.

This is the debate my boyfriend and I have been having. I sort of want to hyphenate, but I already have a long middle name and he’s Serbian. My full name would be like 35 letters long, which is ridiculous.

How's the view from that moral horse you're on? Seems like you're sitting pretty high up there.

When I got divorced in California 5 years ago, 6 months ended up being almost a year from filing for a “simple” (no kids or property) divorce, and that’s pretty normal from what I’ve heard, so I think it’s a little bit of both SOP and a backlog in the courts.

My dad and stepmom are in the South Bay and have a 2/1 craftsman that is, lot and all, less than half the size of the house I live in in Orange County, and it's worth like 1.2 million. And my stepmom still commutes 2+ hours a day to work. LA is a microcosm of insanity.

Baby was great, although once a woman asked me when I was due because I was standing in Baby rubbing my stomach because I’d just eaten a massive lunch. 19 year old me was like “UM UH THIS IS MY LUNCH IM NOT PREGNANT.”

This is precisely why I switched to Simple - although, admittedly, being able to use a bank that has no physical branches and requires a smart phone for any sort of ease in depositing money is its own sort of privilege - I couldn’t afford the bullshit fees I was being charged by other banks.

I’ve been listening to bad religion basically on repeat since I saw them last weekend. I’m still covered in bruises from the pit and have no ragrets.

Giving me the same schedule every week was literally the only part of working at Frys that wasn't 100% hell. It's definitely a way to keep employees happy, even if every single other aspect of their job blows.

Those fucking shirt tables, man. One time I was sizing a table that was a hot mess and there was a customer who was going through each pile AS I DID THEM. After the third one I gave up and went to the denim wall.

Well, I mean, that’s sort of the point of this post, isn’t it? It wasn’t supposed to be a “be aware of DV!” campaign, it was supposed to be a “please help me because I’m experiencing DV right now” campaign.

Yeah, no, I’m a woman and a Sanders supporter and I voted third-party in 2012. I don’t support Hillary because she’s a centrist, not because she’s a woman, and it’s reductive and insulting to think that I should vote for her because we share genitalia.

They still do! And their bathroom sink cabinets are wall-mounted so can be placed wherever you want them, basically.

I have a political philosophy midterm tonight and will be missing this and am super bummed. However, I can’t tell if I’m super bummed about missing the actual debate, taking a midterm, or not being able to use either as an excuse to drink heavily. This election season and/or college is turning me into an alcoholic.