As did I. The last time, I threw my hands up in disgust and called 911. Best decision I ever made.

No joke, my boyfriend would probably frame that and hang it like above our bed or something. He’s way gay for the Sox.

Concerned about your pill? Are you fucking kidding me?

This argument is exactly why we continue to only have two viable parties.

why are you anti life that’s already here?

I’m not Black but I do have curly hair. I wash my hair maybe twice a week when I’m wearing it natural (not flat ironed) because otherwise it gets very frizzy. I wash every other day, typically, when I straighten because it gets greasy.

#notallreligiouspeople
I’m a Christian and I tip 20%+ and am generally a very easy person to serve.

C-. Troll harder, bruh.

I sold drugs once, but I’m not still a drug dealer.

Soup is literally cheap as fuck to make.

Does it make you feel better to assume that everyone hates you?

Pet sales/adoptions.

I think it’s less that they’re stuck in a time warp and more that the upper-middle class are the only people that Republicans care about anyway.

Surprisingly, many people are capable of caring about multiple issues at once.

It could definitely just be individual differences - for me it’s when my hips start to hurt and/or my ass goes numb, and that happens a bit quicker in my Impreza than in other cars I’ve had or driven for extended periods of time. But I am a special snowflake.

Amboy truly is an odd little town.

I’m of the opinion that all NY teams are terrible, by virtue of being associated with the same state as the Skankees.
Also I am bitter that the Ducks are #1 on this coast and not my beloved Kings. The fuck happened to my comeback kids? This season was tragic, I tell you. (But at least the Sharks didn’t make it. That…

This season was a fucking disappointment though. WE WERE RIGHT THERE.

The seats in my 2010 Impreza are appallingly uncomfortable.

I mean, how ugly are the rocks we're talking about?