Twice a week would be litter box mutiny in my cat's life. I take 5 minutes to scoop every day.

Better than mine - she just outright tells me to wear it.

Snowpack is at 5% and we're officially on mandatory water restrictions for residential areas. I'm about ready to gtfo of here...

Bad bad bad.

This is literally my life. I am also stoked on this.

I don't like his face. Why is he doing that thing with his tongue? It's really bothering me.

It depends on the person and their usage and what they're smoking out of and blah blah blah - when I was smoking heavily, I could go through an eighth in a day, but now it would probably take me two-three weeks of smoking once a night to go through an eighth.

not all Evangelicals are right wing fucktards, for the record. :)

hi! I'm an evangelical Christian and I'm pro choice (which obvi includes birth control).

Are you not aware that California is experiencing such a severe drought that we're going to run out of water in the actual foreseeable future?

I have spent literal days working on a marketing display, it needs to be done by tomorrow, and my boss forgot to send me the vendor-specific requirements until today. I now have to redo the whole thing.

Oh yeah definitely the rape thing.

Wait what?

That's what I did during the Come Together or whatever it was campaign.

That's not necessarily true. I've been 5'7" since I was 13, and finally cleared 120 lbs at 23. I'm just a skinny person.

What's actually going to happen is that baristas are going to go HAHA NO I AM NOT WRITING SOME EXTRA BULLSHIT ON SOMEONE'S CUP DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES.

Almost as good as the pill is incorrect - it's about as effective as sterilization, actually.

To be fair, cats kill for fun, too.

Lindsey Graham is a dude.

This suddenly makes me very sad that my boyfriend is allergic to capsaicin. I am clearly going to just have to make myself a massive bowl of this and not share.