I came to watch some dude take a shot to the nards. Damn you for making me feel something.

It’s disgusting (to equate the Nazi marchers with Black Lives Matter protesters).

think it’s more likely as it was with suarez to arsenal the summer before he left for barca—the board will probably respect his decision to leave but ask that he stick around for one more season

Or get a good single malt and screw the additives.

You’re probably right and it will happen, but just not this year.

It’s not an apples to apples comparison and you know it. Zeke Elliott is, at the very least, a pretty good football player. He’s a shitty human, but an NFL team also has a pretty big incentive to keep him around because of what he can do with the ball in his hands.

This is one of the few cases where I legit feel bad for anglo men. The obvious answer to How to Look Sharp in Summer is via guayabera+linen pants. You’re 20 and playing dominoes on the corner for the first time? Guayabera and linen pants. You’re 40 and going to a wedding? Long sleeve guayabera and linen pants. You’re…

He just signed a five-year contract in January. He has no leverage.

Don’t tread on me!

But by all means, beat the piss out of my sister.

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

for the sexual thrill

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

All valuable advice.

Well obviously you aren’t going to need a jacket up on that fucking cross you’ve put yourself on, hoss.

I can agree with almost all of this.

Whoa now. I reserve the right to call anyone, regardless of sex, gender, race, or ethnicity; ‘man’.

You like basketball?

“Also there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot.”

“Rock Boys”? No. Just . . . no. Never again.