Dude shut up

“She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have. She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have.”

What an amateur. He should have been yelling “stop resisting.”

There is so much about this:

The Marlins ownership situation is pretty much ruining several teams’ hopes for adding an impact bat.

Not really. Your body can actually make the little bit of glucose it needs via neoglucogenesis. For me, the benefits have far outweighed any possible negatives.

If you were raised properly, you would know the “ They did it first!” excuse is not accepted from Kindergartners, let alone adult racists.

Try being a dodger fan, still angry thirteen years later that he was summarily dismissed. Adrian...

As an aside: What the fuck does Selig care what anyone is signed for? Does MLB really operate so much at the margin that one poor FA signing is going to bring the whole house of cards down?

Beltre is sweet. Great player, probably heavily underrated by most folks, and he’s fun, which is what games are all about.

Yes, everyone feels so sorry for the plight of the Red Sox fan.

Ehhh if we’re talking NFL busts they should just punch any woman that approaches it.

Beltre probably wouldn’t have signed a long-term deal during his last free-agent go-around if former commissioner Bud Selig had his way. Here’s the crux from Ken Rosenthal’s report:

You could have stopped at another Toyota dealer on the way home and bought another 4runner, though. No chance of that with this car.

It feels like every sport where giving opponents concussions is either incentivized or the literal objective will always fight against acknowledging the actual effect of a concussion with hard protocols that they actually follow. That would infringe on the cognitive dissonance that allows them to organize and profit…

At one time, I’m sure these post-game/fight interviews were meant to give the fan some sort of insight into how the players/fighters were thinking. That was a long time ago, though, and by now, I’m pretty sure we all understand how good winning feels, and how shitty losing feels. Now it’s just mostly a chance to hear…

If a UFC fighter, or anyone for that matter, is crying after a bunch of blows to the head, it should probably be taken as a sign of a severe concussion. See Luke Kuechly.

I found the ‘Z5' passing me on a truck a few months ago in Dubai. Along a 1 series sedan, probably hot weather testing.