I was curious so I tried to do the math. Uber takes 20% off the top of the 632, so you’re left with 500 bucks, plus the 300 tip so that’s roughly $800.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

There are intersections even in my small city where if you do that you will NEVER be able to turn left. The oncoming cars are going to gun it through the yellow and you will never be able to enter the intersection before the light turns red and then you can’t go because you’d be running the red light.

Pull into the intersection. If the intersection is big enough, pull up enough so another car behind you can get in too. That way when the light changes, you don’t screw over the person behind you, and you both make the light.
When people sit behind the line at an intersection, I want drag them out of their cars.

If you’re in a regular car and there’s not a left turn lane (two straight lanes in either direction) and sitting opposite a behemoth SUV or truck, often you can’t see enough to be able to know when a traffic hole is approaching.

I was looking into this once upon a time, and Congress Street Grounds in Boston, where Lowe had his 4HR game, was apparently radically reconfigured for just that season.

Oh why am I called Scooter?

Did they change their names later in the game?

What jersey?

Can you imagine your historic night being associated with that ugly, stupid jersey? Every time the Reds harken back on that night via replays, or say, during a jersey retirement ceremony, your ass will be seen in that piece of shit.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

They thought it had something to do with the devil. My mom went to Catholic school in Nova Scotia. She was a righty, but any classmates who were lefties were whipped (with rulers, those pointer things, etc.). Religion is fun. 😐 lol

You want a pop song.

Man, this would be a weird anthropology study. So alright, back when I was a young man discovering the wonders of my body I started mastur...ing mobile games with my dominant hand, because the games of the time were like an old Hustler I nabbed from my uncle. But then the internet came out and I had to switch to my…

If they go 15-1, then Trump blew up the world before game 7. That would suck.

- The best berry is the Marionberry because it’s laced with crack cocaine.

Glad you guys are enjoying it, because it has ruined the NBA for the rest of us. I’d be fine if other teams at least had a chance like the last 2 years, but this team with Durant has rendered watching the NBA Playoffs joyless for the rest of us. It is simply not enjoyable anymore, and I’m a Sixers fan who was fine…

Counterpoint: Raspberries are so delicious nature literally tries to prevent you from eating them with thorns and shit.

How does it feel to be so very wrong?

The ticklish person....No, nothing about your story is normal. Most of it wasn’t a “reaction” to being tickled either. It was just you being a prick. This story was totally made up, but I hope someone tickles you everyday of your life just in case.