White?

That’s a good point. I’m sure a good PR person can dramaticize his “regular guy” persona.

He’s, easily, been the best hitter in baseball for the past few years save for a few Bryce Harper hot streaks.

He’s a Phillies fan.

Bearlivebeer has the correct take. I just want to add that Trout isn’t the celebrity type. He’s a genuinely un-interesting guy outside of his sport.

Yeah but all those Lexuses (Lexi?) look like steaming piles of crap compared to the Volvo.

I blame Land Rover engineers for making such unreliable automobiles.

First thing I did: Went to Vegas and partied for a few days until I was out of money.

Those are still terrible odds. I wouldn’t even waste $1 on that bet.

Yes, I have. Have you?

Boil the water.

That’ll be Madison Bumgarner.

It’s his windshield. He probably took it through an automatic car wash and they sprayed wax all over it or something.

Yeah. Go to your tailor and they’ll make adjustments. Send your receipt to Indochino along with a form (they have it on their website) and they’ll reimburse you.

Yeah. Go to your tailor and they’ll make adjustments. Send your receipt to Indochino along with a form (they have it…

+2/3 compromise

What if it was someone close to him playing a prank? Like they tweeted it and then they’re like “Ah damn I shouldn’t have done that.”

How about they don’t try to dress up like us and, instead, treat us with respect?

The French regrouped and took the city on their second attempt.

Yeah i guess it’s fine if you look at it as playing dress up. It still makes me feel uncomfortable, though.

Why in the world would Judge progress like Mike Trout?