But I like cows

See: “propaganda spread by police departments” in original comment.

This is good for the family from a tax perspective too, right? Sounds like a win-win to me.

I call her “Ma”

+1 Mantis Toboggan M.D.

Yeah it was more than 60. I’m going to guess 69

I didn’t mean “you” as in YOU specifically. Poor grammar on my part.

Except the Cinco de Mayo “holiday” does not carry any real historical significance compared to MLK day. MLK celebrates civil rights! Goddamn, you can’t be this dense?

Nah dude. The Cinco de Mayo celebrations are dumb AF. I hate that shit.

I’m just here to talk smack on Lebanon, VA. The state of VA is already bad, but this particular area is dreadful.

Assistant to the Defensive Coordinator

Do you really? Most of their other products are terrible. They’d probably muck it up.

The Frenchman is the proud owner of the longest wingspan in NBA history

I mean, technically it doesn’t...but Chevy has shown no willingness to really move the needle in the luxury department (aside from the Vette upgrade).

It is the type of fob that also serves as a key :(

But what about the key fob for my car? It’s really fat and bulky.

So, it needed to be a Caddilac?

It’s pretty much male, married, lawyers, with 1.5 kids.

I kind of prefer the weird silence to the leaks of the 49ers. They’ll announce it when they’re ready to announce it. No need to fumble with media leaks.

You filthy scum. At least have the decency to spell her name right.