Man, the Tampa Bay Rays got FLEECED. At least the Padres got Myers.

Or just buy a civic?

Finally! Let’s just hope they put a knob on the new Fit as well.

You want to drive behind a prius?

Sorry, I meant for next year. Does he get the option to “opt-in” or “trigger” next year’s deal (assume the same scenario where he gets hurt on Sunday)?

So....which one is it then?
Basically: If he got hurt on Sunday, could the team just cut him and move on?

This would look really sweet on my desk*

*My desk is a cardboard microwave box

This would look really sweet on my desk*

*My desk is a cardboard microwave box

Holy shit

There was a post on this very topic on Fangraphs just yesterday (I assume you read it too).

Nice

Honestly, I’d just “GTA” through something like that. To hell with everything.

‘munities

Get out of here with your facts and logic. Pshht

Al Bundy. Ted Bundy was a serial killer.

Sorry.

So, you are me from last year? Weird. Anyway, I got a Toyobaru but came dangerously close to stretching for a 2009 Cayman with a carmax warranty. 1 year later, I am confident that I made the right choice. A few notes:

1. Definitely get a manual and learn on it. It might not be easy and could take a few months (it took…

Back in our day, the asshats were streetracing. These guys can barely get their cars to move. I’m OK with stancebros. They look like morons, but at least they aren’t racing on public roads?

Lol. He can rest easy because they won’t.

Not really an opinion, though...?

That’s just how it is, unfortunately.

What if an elephant ate your cheeseburger?

We get them all the time at Nationals games. Miller lites, Goose Island and Ciders all come in cans.