Is this one of those things where you need to have an existing Direct TV account in order for it to work? Or any other kind of TV subscription/account?

Or is it like MLB.tv where you just download an app and you're set?

Is this one of those things where you need to have an existing Direct TV account in order for it to work? Or any…

No thank you

Maybe I don't really want to buy an Allroad

Wait, that track handling package sounds terrible. Brakes and tires are nice, but you can do that yourself. The steering and suspension doo-dads are electrical gremlins I'd do my best to avoid.

Thank you.

We have options. I personally have one of those cars and plan to get another one on that list to replace it in about 5-10 years.

Yep. Fiddle with the customizations. You can really design these shirts with great detail.

I've been fiddling with customizations on some shirts this past month. Looks like I'm going to take the plunge and buy them this week.

Yep. Fiddle with the customizations. You can really design these shirts with great detail.

I've been fiddling with…

BULLSHIT.

Proof: Mosquitoes.

Who would have thought the Fielder deal would have turned out worse than the Pujols contract?

Mazda 6, for sure. The Honda Accord can be optioned into a decent enthusiastic-ish car. The Kia Optima and Hyundai Sonata are pretty damn good as far as cool features go. Hell, the Camry has some neat features and is probably a lot more comfortable than the VW.

But, yeah, personally I'd probably only consider the 6 and…

Not really. I don’t know much about the beauty standards for young women issue. I have no sisters and lived a pretty sheltered life. Didn’t have a girlfriend until I was 20, so missed it on that end too.

Having a personal relationship with a young woman (daughter/sister/etc) opens your eyes to a lot of things you…

Now that’s something I’d like to see.

Imagine a rule like that with vintage Vlad Guerrero. He'd refuse all walks then swing wildly at everything....and probably end up with a base hit after hitting a bouncing curveball.

Ummmm....yeah that's it!

Except in baseball, you can replace the player “taking the freethrows” after the walk is issued.

Walk the 8 hitter to face the pitcher? Insert pinch hitter.

Foul DeAndre? Welp.

Except that the walk still severely punishes the pitcher. The “Walk X to face Y” strategies almost always increase run expectancy for the team receiving the walk and almost always backfire for the team issuing them.

Bunts also suck.

This is a bad idea.

-Passenger in a PokePool

Hey, wait a minute.

It’s been centuries and we haven’t done anything in the way of paying African-Americans reparations for, you know, slavery.

This cop wants payment for a dumbass instagram post? Get the fuck out of here.

Haven’t they cut debt in half over the last 8 years or so?

I’m willing to pay all the taxes necessary to move back, personally. It’s worth it if it means not living in a crap state like VA.

To each his own, though.

On greetings:

I’m not sure if this is an east coast thing, but why the hell are you all asking people how they’re doing?

Just say “Hello/Hi/Good Morning” or whatever. Simplify that shit. I don't need to hear you lie about how "good" you're doing. Your job sucks, Jim from accounting. We both know it. You're not "good"…

Hey c’mon man, don’t be a dick. My car's not that shitty :(

You’ve given me a lot to think about. A road trip would be pretty fun right about now...

I have a sports car, so it wouldn’t be that cheap, but still.