The first time I ever see my name on a news story...and it's a naked, drunk, speeding, Floridian.

Neutral: Picked up one of those Hyper Blue BRZs just last month. Definitely should have taken the great deals being offered on 2015 models...but noooo...I just had to have that damn color. The paint isn't even good quality. I've spotted several blemishes already and it's going to be a pain in the ass to protect this…