Perfect. This is my playbook as well.

If there is one thing I learned in corporate life it is that you will move up a lot faster and gain status not by exemplary work & work ethic, but by gaining the respect and admiration of those who have the power to make those decisions (and this can be mutually exclusive). Sucks to be me because I prefer the “Fuck…

...and “fuckshit”.

I’ve found the phrase “I only spend time with you because I’m paid. Why the fuck would I do it free?” stopped a lot of requests for any contact outside of the office.

independent.co.uk/news/world/the-real-donald-trump-a-bully-fraud-and-incompetent-who-has-wrecked-countless-lives-a7384421.html

An article about a movie with numbered paragraphs. Does this mean Leitch is somewhere writing about fatherhood and poop stories in all caps?

Hot Take: It was better than Argo.

“...He’s not a delve-into-a-briefing-book kind of commander in chief. Instead, he learns by peppering people with questions and prefers to pluck opinions from a rotating cast...”

When they sees the shit he has to cut or taxes raised to support this Thottie his residents gonna be using crying Jordan. NYC about to take a yuge L on this too.

I’m very confident that we’re going to get reimbursed. There’ll be a point in time where I’ll have a conversation, I hope, with the president personally or with someone high up in his administration.

Lord, please give me the confidence and success of a mediocre, uh...I mean, a truly awful and useless white man.

I love this headline more than words can convey.

The funniest thing about Trump being the so-called president (and let’s face it, I have to laugh because the only thing left is screaming in terror as if Godzilla was drop-kicking your house into the Pacific Ocean) is watching his defenders twisting themselves into rhetorical knots to defend this. “Well, he can work…

The “Southern White House” certainly is a fitting seat of government for the President of the Confederate States of America.

1. Dolt45 is not my president

The Demon lives its life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters.