The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

I hate to say it, but even fucking Bush ducked flying shoes like a man.

Pictured: Conservatwitter.

No shit. Teddy Roosevelt took one in the chest and didn’t even cut the speech short. Be a man, pussy.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Wait, what?!

I agree. Convict Art Briles.

Baylor fans have proven themselves to be serious challengers to Penn St fans’ title of “Fans Who Just Don’t Fucking Get It.”

These are the same people who call Hillary Clinton scum.

Personally I think they should stay until their apoplectic tendencies lead to a debilitating stroke, where they spend the rest of their days mutely staring at his garage in unabated, silent hatred.

This is going to sound awful but I am glad to hear that the guy gets to keep his garage and his hobby and I completely understand having cranky neighbors that hate anything going on outside their house. Based on the pictures, he will should be able to “outlast” those neighbors either they will die or get moved into a…

America has been made great again.

On the plus side, the judge found in his favour, and his building and hobby are safe.

On the other hand, he still has assholes for neighbours.

(Yes, I’m English, so favour and neighbour are spelled correctly)

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

“My other sign blew a 3-1 lead”
Nice

Man, I sure will miss having President Obama and Michelle Obama in the White House. Total class as our first family. Whether I agree with all his policies or not, Obama is always thoughtful and measured in his responses. He never loses his cool, no matter how many morons attack him. THAT is a leader. 

Donald Trump lives in a world where that thing on his head is hair, where marital rape is a legal impossibility, and where it’s okay to grab women “by the pussy”. So who fucking knows?

it is far too early for this shit

Fuck Donald Trump.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.