My two biggest issues with the current gen Taurus are how terrible visibility out of it is (due to the high beltline, thick pillars, and tiny windows/rear-windshield), and how small the interior feels given how large the car is on the outside.

That Can-Am trike reminds me of the goofy-ass Segway with a training wheel lookin things the security guys at Target roll around in

You can so outrun a radio. You just need to be far enough ahead to be able to ditch and dash. Make sure you head for a crowded area to lose yourself or the helicopter’s thermal camera will find the tree or dumpster you are hiding in.

While many know the Volkswagen Motorsport World Rally Championship team for its utter domination of the highest level of rallying, I’ll also remember them for blessing us with the most wonderful and ridiculous racing ad ever. Behold: the “More Horses” video. Goodbye, horses. We’re flying over you in a Polo.

He should call for a bounty on whateverthefuck animal is on his head.

LOL. Who is this guy?

See, you really kind of need to FIRE someone when they honestly express having approached the sport in this way and have apparently no recognition that it’s completely barbaric and idiotic and a fundamental factor that makes the sport unsustainable over the long term.

“I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special, and they do all these commercials until they just get tattooed.”

Sounds like Brian Baldinger asked Zeke to the prom and Zeke told him he was already going with someone else.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

The most surprising thing is not that players would take people out for cash but that these meatheads would do it for like $500.

Talking meathead says dumb things; from Philly.

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

But why would a man who constantly lies and never got caught believe a bunch of stupid conspiracy theories that claim government officials are lying about everything?

Designed for your approval by Satan.

The worst thing is when someone is putting the items in the bagging area, BUT NOT IN A BAG. What the fuck? So I gotta wait another 10 minutes while you put that shit in bags?????

I refuse (almost always) to use self-checkout lanes because they turn the customer into a scab. Bagging groceries, scanning groceries ... that’s a job.

This happened to me. I had a couple of things. Another person offered to let me go first. I thought so well of their consideration, I let *them* go first. They had a fairly large cart of stuff, but I was sortof moved by how they offered to let me through ahead of them.

It was actually a stress reliever. Before the…