I’ve been going to central park for years and always thought there must be someway to find out where I am at any given place. I am going just so I can impress some clueless tourist!

Maybe a black woman should play Bannon! Leslie Jones comes to mind

Why does he need rescuing? Everyone knows how much New York loves the trumps.

Lets break this down:

Apparently, daily intelligence briefing reports is interfering with Trump’s twitter trolling schedule

Remember when russian pilots were buzzing US ships in the mediterranean? they dont look so hot now, do they?

Dude, no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf if he were wearing a clown suit, ok?

Brexit, middle-east, South-East Asia... America does not have the monopoly on this. The painful truth is when the forest has been slashed and burned, the worst is the one who survives.

These two should be arrested. There is a reason why it’s a booth...so no one can see what you are doing. You would think this would be common sense. I don’t think they know what they’re doing. They had to look at they’re spouses on how to do it. Sad thing is, Melania isn’t even from here!

one word.... “Birther”

meh.....now, if Tim Tebow resurrects his NFL career? That would be a miracle!

Lesson: Never follow trailers, ESPECIALLY on a motorcycle. First, you cant see beyond the trailer that’s in front of you. Can’t see potholes or garbage that’s on the road. Second, that loose roll of foam or any garbage that trailer is carrying can fall off. Third, trailer drivers can’t see directly behind them. If…

Now that we have a “Goblin”, we need to figure out how to shoot webs out of our wrists so we can go tarzan around sky scrapers.

Drones were supposed to replace the A-10 squadrons. I wonder why this is not working out. Is it the 30mm gatling gun? I doubt it.

I was just at a car dealership. My sister bought the car. But the price agreed upon changes when the supervisor writes up the paperwork. Admin fees, taxes, tags etc. Is there anyway of knowing this ahead of time BEFORE the down payment (after the down payment, they pretty much got you)? I asked the sales guy what and…

yeah....but F-35 would’ve done it stealthy. Not only did this F-16 brag about the good deeds he’s doing, he announced it to all of Scandinavia with a good ‘ol sonic boom!

How much does it cost to buy 365 fake ID’S?......hmmmmmmm?

I’m with you.

What ahole! I am a rider myself. This guy is obviously a psycho. Let me guess, he’s still on the job and hiding behind the “blue wall”.

DO not compare a civilian’s actions to that of a cop’s and call it quits. DUMB! Cops know the law more than anyone. They are disciplined more than anyone. They are trained more than anyone. Speeding does not give the cop to run you over. Then to kick you in the chest. then to Have a gun pulled on you. How many cops…