Admittedly, I tend to favor brown eggs because I always assumed the white eggs were at least partially treated somehow to make them evenly white with no imperfections. I admit this is probably incorrect, but that was my original thought and it has skewed my outlook ever since.

I was hating on both of them until I got to the part where he was going 94 miles per hour. Something tells me that baby would not have survived it regardless of how well secured it’s seat was. Fuck that guy.

Just leave out the Jewish part. All good.

Marcc and Wavyy? What are the chances that the two lead stars of any show have names that both end in unique double consonants?

To be fair, most studio bosses just assume he’s French and sign him sight unseen. There’s a reason he stays out of the limelight.

I only opt for low-stakes sexual assault gambling so I walk.

Was it really? I devoured television in this era and this show never hooked me. Now it just seems like it was the “Everyone Loves Raymond” of the 80's/90's.

Apropos of nothing, your screen name is an anagram for “Year of SS”. What are YOU hiding? ;)

I am not saying Pryor definitely had sex with Brando but I can tell you that the last two people on the planet who will be able to attest to who I did and didn’t bang are my two kids 40 years from now.

Wait until you find out where they put the women’s golf tees!

Dan Rather said it best (IMO):

“...get real angry that you didn’t think of this first.” 

*looks down at cargo pants*

This is causing an uproar on twitter. Do these people not know how dimensions work?

Toyota 4Runner 4th Generation (‘02-’09):

In SoCal there are also State Routes (SR) so you would have to remember what is SR and what is I. Saying “the” instead is just easier and less confusing.

I am from Idaho and I always said the “the freeway” when describing how to get on Interstate 84. Then I moved to California and if you tell someone to get on “the freeway” they will ask you which one. So naturally you start saying “the 5" or “the 91". The only other correct way to say it would be to say “interstate 5"…

I don’t understand these arguments. It’s not like the Russians created the events, they just supported them indirectly by purchasing advertisements or using bots on social media. Foreign government will always have an interest in who becomes the president of the USA.

It’s a rare occasion when Tom Hanks is the odd man out in a party of five.

Black Chyna’s ex said he didn’t leak the sex tape. Blac Chyna says shedidn’t leak the sex tape. So who leaked the dang sex tape?!