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Verbal Kunta Kinte
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Convinced atheists they had a religious experience...oh, brother, now I know he is a fake.

FORCE DISPERSAL? I thought it was Inertia.

Well, our “leaders” get money from the NRA so, unforunately, it’s not an equal playing field. Everyone is sensible until they are paid enough to not be.

“The system let this poor child fall through the cracks”

You can buy lobster meat at the store. You can also buy whole chickens with bones in them and everything. If you buy the most “complete” version of either animal at a store the lobster is still much easier (and faster, mind you) to cook and eat. If you know wtf you are doing.

Don’t forget about Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready.

Chickens are definitely way more work per pound of food compared to lobster. Cooking and eating a lobster at home is a cakewalk.

“...Nirvana’s “All Apologies”—a song widely interpreted as Kurt Cobain’s swan song before his suicide...”

“...Ryan Dunn, who died killed a passenger and himself in a grisly car accident while driving drunk.” 

None of these people own cars I take it?

So you posit she lost her virginity with her fingers in her ears?

“Why Kylo and Rey think that Rey’s parents are nobodies”

“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut.”

I agree with shane. Just don’t go in expecting “Drive” it is a completely different kind of film. It’s more like “The Neon Demon”.

I have been a huge admirer of Gosling and his screams for a while now. How did they miss the scene in La La Land when Emma Stone says she won’t go back to Hollywood for the audition and he screams “What?!?” at her? I think I mimic that at least once a day.

If you think “marking up [your body] with dumb shit” = tattoo then yes! 

Thank you for my new word of the day.

“...them while literally in uniform is...“