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Verbal Kunta Kinte
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“world-wide tour of Finland”!

My wife and I cook 90% of our own meals. We bought our current house 8 years ago. The microwave was used maybe 5 times total in the first 5 years. Then we had kids. That microwave is damn workhorse.

If they want a real chance at success they need to pivot away from the NFL and come up with some sort of technology that could make it the equivalent of flag or touch football.

If you say “My head just exploded”, or sonething similarly hyperbolic, it is obviously so and requires no intensifier. Ever.

the fuck is this shit?

I am a young Gen-Xer and my wife and I have two young kids. We live in one of the more expensive areas of the states and according to a recent poll we would be considered “wealthy” by our peers based on our net worth. I am concerned we will not have enough for retirement.

Oddly, I feel better about this.

Tardar Sauce? For fuck’s sake...

Unpopular!? Radical? Let’s revive Square Pegs!

The greatest irony of the “millenial” is that they will put an end to retailers trying to sell them things they don’t need while (due to terrible work ethic) their only future employment will be selling someone something they do not need.

3 bananas constitute a bunch.

Does the advertiser know that their ad got blocked? Or do they only know the clicks?

The dude’s shitty (sorry) poop story had only two sentences that directly related to the plot and you were wondering about the window being open?

“...players will often move or even lightly toss the ball right after the play in order to manipulate where the ref spots the ball.”

Totally. Ignoring all other elements (primarily budget related ones like equipment, wardrobe, location, etc.) there is a really good chance the best-directed films haven’t been seen/reviewed by a single critic. 

The first part of From Dusk Till Dawn is basically a Tarantino film, I personally believe he ghost directed it. John Hawkes (along with Michael Parks) owns the opening scene of that film.

Haribo prints the gummi bear flavors right there on the back of the bag.

My Geology prof in college showed us Dante’s Peak when it came out on DVD. His argument was that it was at least somewhat realistic compared to most other volcano movies.

“from 2009 to 2006"?

I literally just had this conversation with a friend the other day. If you are watching a highly touted indie film, get ready, someone is going to get raped.