Pretty close for the DMV, not a medical doctor.

Wrong! I am a cool dude. I party all the time. Andrew would totally party with me. Ahhhh! Oh, hi Mark.

“which is just shy of the BMI standard for obesity”

Of course he turned him down, then he would be exposed as a liar, like everyone else on the internet. Cool that he gets a free concert for a clever tweet though!

The directness of this statement made me laugh. The fact that you are probably right makes it even funnier.

One thing we are missing here is that there is no way Sarah was the one who was there when the two-year old did this. So we are already dealing with third party information from a nanny who, as with many undocumented immigrants, doesn’t speak good english. Zing!

I guess I was assuming you could just say “yes”. I don’t have Alexa so this is where my argument breaks down, but I do order from Amazon nearly every day and I know how easy they make it if you have it all set up with default payment options.

Getting to the truth regardless of who is right is not, in my opinion, a bad decision.

I am basing this on my own 2-year old son, not a hypothetical one.

Yeah, you are right. RinaX’s comment was sexist, not misogynist. But still cringe-worthy.

Look I HATE this whole damn White House, but has anyone reporting on this story heard a two year old talk? Anyone who isn’t their parent typically needs a translator. A two year old yelling “I want Batman” could EASILY sound like “Order Batman”. This really isn’t that inconceivable.

...and RinaX!

Look I fucking HATE Sarah, but have you guys ever heard a 2-year old talk? They can barely string proper syllables together. “I want Batman” could EASILY sound like “Order Batman” coming out of a 2-year old mouth.

No doubt. They are determined as hell too. Remember that astronaut that crossed half the US to kidnap a romantic rival and wore diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks?

I...am...Spartacus.

Oh. its a huge fave of mine, but its been at least a couple years since i saw it. It will certainly fare better than the sequel, but I was thinking his treatment of women might not age well.

Re: sexual politics and cliched Arab terrorists. Almost every single “comedy” from the 80's and 90's will be impossible to watch anymore. I just watched Fletch Lives (yeah, I know, wasn’t great in the first place, but a guilty pleasure of mine) and in the first 15 minutes alone it has crazy racist overtones, misogyny,…

Thank you. Makes perfect sense.

This is a confession, not an apology. He barely added the “apology” in there toward the end when he says, “what I want to say, besides that I am sorry, of course, is...”.

#notallcountryballads