Shaq talks like he ate a piece of Ben Carson.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

If you watch the highlight reel, you realize that sadly he’s a much better fighter than goalie.

He still calls a better fight than Mike Goldberg.

#NeverForget

Also a fine choice, and probably cheaper if you find one for sale!

It’s never too late to live the dream!

Stop using this unoffical concept image. It gets people’s hopes up and just makes them angry. It’s not going to look like this. In all likelihood, it’s going to be a rebadged Everest.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

The prescription pill budget seems like it could use an audit...

Well, I started off with:
Minecraft on the PS4 😄. I had it for a long time but decided to quickly Platinum it with the Fallout pack (I found out all the texture packs you buy on the PS4 aren’t cross-buy for the Vita) Mob spawner bug, lighting bug, man, that last patch broke the game.

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

Stand up to cancer. Do we have to stand up? Yes.

Is Belichick responsible for your butthurt too?

I wonder if GTA Online and it’s massive profits brought in by Shark cards spells the end of not just single player DLC for GTA, but for all of it’s games. I would think such a thing would really tick gamers off.

He’s a 35 year old mama’s boy who doesn’t deserve any ownership of the franchise and who, for reasons none of us can fathom, is slavishly dedicated to Trent Baalke, who is an absolutely abysmal GM.

who did not respect Jed York at all

They have gained back most of their lost viewers so now it’s just the people who overreacted continuing to play out a joke over a week old. Question which side did you take on the whole gamergater thing?

"This will make for a fantastically tedious story re-told by somebody else 20 years from now!"