Speedrunners.

I see your Rage Against the Machine getting banned from SNL and raise you a Fear getting banned from SNL (with cameos from other famous punks, like Ian MacKaye).

Pro-tip:

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

I’m sorry, but you’re really fucking stupid with your take. Marketing teams cost tens of thousands of dollars per month to run, giving out copies to popular youtubers / streamers costs next to nothing. There’s relatively little reason NOT to give out copies to these youtubers, and if they want to thank them for the…

Well, considering that’s what got them into trouble, I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

They were too busy making extra timed exclusive content to bother with that story nonsense, because, well... money. They were being paid lots and lots of money.

Counter point....no it doesn’t.

I’d like to see this be the start of Infiniti making a whole fake history for itself- they could do their take on a 30s Art Deco limousine, a 40s fastback, 50s tailfins, a 60s personal luxury coupe, and a 70s barge. If they come out as well as this, the results could be quite beautiful. Maybe do a whole fake heritage…

And pretend to be experts for 3 weeks before forgetting again.

I have posted this before, but I love this version of this song. Rough and intense:)

This is not a judgment-free zone.

Before I even read any of the comments.

JOKE EXPLANATION FOR THE YOKEL (cue “Spanish Flea”)

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

It’d be funny as an historical artifact if the same racist dynamic didn’t play out in the same video’s comment section 20 years later.

Christ listen to the announcers! Talking about how Ellie should get a taunting technical for looking in Ainge’s general direction, then cornbread throws the ball directly in Ellie’s face and they’re like, “We cannot read Whitey’s intent...”

It’s, what, 12:40 a.m., and not too long ago I sat down at my TV to watch the Twins on MLB.tv, being one of those cord-cutters who can only watch the home team after the game ends. I plop down, turn it on, start speeding through it a bit, then I pick up my laptop and I figure I can go to Deadpsin, because there’s no…