Your protest implies a sense of entitlement that I find so boring and commonplace right now.

The appropriate term is crysterbating.

Bizarro! Bizarro! Seriously though, how many straight up reused jokes where in those second and third flicks? The ladies in all three were super hot tho. Also, Phat Bastard was hilarious.

Dude, I sincerely believe you haven’t really caught on to the QT style... He would turn Deadpool into an homage for bad Comic remakes in a loving but retrobad piece in which there were some great scenes, no actual human character development, and a series of long, loooong monologues in which at least one person,…

Thanks Britta

The fact that you are undecided at this point is the final evidence you should skip the vote this year.

I think the one thing everyone should agree on is that if you are an undecided voter at this stage of the cycle you are one of the dumbest people on the country. You should not in fact vote, you should report for sterilization.

I guess you could say that team Samsung Galaxy was... On Fire! They had an explosive, almost Note 7 performance.

ROFL. Let the hate flow through you!

It was written about several times and updated with a direct response from that guy. Just caught a ball he shouldn’t have. Got lot up on dead spin.

All true, but since watching Run TMC was the real last time we had something to cheer about aside from Mavs upset I am trying to enjoy it; it’s easier as I now live out of state- largely because those fuckheads tech bros made CA uninhabitable fit those not making 300k per year. Jesus, even the dot commers were more…

Umm, did it live in the bay area? Cuz that’s what we called it, and still call it. And it sucked, but you know, it was ours.

Well, they were in Tracy but after the crash they all lost houses out there. Sigh.

I laughed so hard at this I almost died from spitting coffee out my nose then inhaling that same coffee back down the wrong pipe. An entire coffee shop literally stood up.and gathered around watching me almost choke to death while laughing first at your joke and then at the sheer insanity of the physical act that…

This, as a candlestick vet variety giants fan, is definitely true. He is a giant inflamed red asshole on the field, and in all likelihood will turn into either a Kurt Shilling or at best a Jim Harbaugh post-pitching career. It’s almost guaranteed. But God, while he’s here on this team, I will fucking take it. Having…

He also destroyed the mets, in addition to the goodwill as you suggested. What a monster.

He was just about to earn his wings, too.

It’s hilarious that the entire segment is actually about the fact that there were no clowns in reality, but instead a hunch of teens goofing around. Classic.

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