If I saw that shit I would have ran that motherfucker down.

Jalopnik “reader” looking at Corollas and Camrys.

plebs unaware of the value of a deluxe sedan

I really want to take my motorcycle for a ride but I have to wait at home for the damn plumber. Sorry. I didn’t know where else to post this and it had to be said.

This in a post about sports cars?

Did you hear about the hipster who burned his mouth on pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

Yep. Can’t really think any other that comes close in such a competitive racing series.

Yep, 6 manufacturers titles from ‘87 to ‘92, and also the driver’s title in ‘87 thru ‘89 and ‘91.

Said the exact same thing at the exact same time. Well done

So it’s a boat towing a boat so you can boat while you boat?

For our Jalopnik readers who don’t quite grasp the intent of this Question Of The Day, “new car” does not mean a decade-old sports car or some exotic car since out of production. It means “fucking new”.

AHHH fuck you, now I can’t unsee the face!

Looks like the steering wheel is shocked as well!

Every single TVR model ever. Seriously, its easier finding a g spot than finding the door handle in a sagaris.

Last Acura MDX. My OCD could never handle the non-symetrical steering wheel buttons.

But still, $14.5K gets you a nice E36 M3.

“In space, no one can hear you miss a shift.”

Yeah, major issues with that here, too.

1. Buy a junkyard car at any location. It doesn’t have to run. (Free to $300?)

What’s the terminal velocity of a 2001 Hyundai dropped from a plane?