Oh noes...

:( I’m sorry.

Ugh. So sorry. Whether he’s telling the truth or not, that’s super stressful.

I’ve been through something like this and it’s awful. I’m so sorry this is happening to you. No one can tell you what to do, but I will plead with you to listen to yourself and what you’re feeling. If something seems wrong, it more than likely is. We ended up in counseling and are still together, but if I had paid…

Dear god that’s awful. I’m so sorry.

Shady. As. Fuck. I’m irritated for you.

I would literally not be alive without my meds. And neither would my baby. With medication, I’ve lost about 1/5 of my bodyweight pre-pregnancy. LIKE HOLY SHIT that’s a lot.

People don’t get it.

My husband’s ex had that with their youngest. He recommends the epidural just due to her response and pain level. And both their son and daughter’s births were uncomplicated and over in less than 6 hours.

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

The BTK killer was head of his homeowners association, an apparently LOVED exerting his “control" over his neighbors. And we all know how that turned out.

A former girlfriend of his (who is now kind of famous herself) told me that one night they were coming home and they realized a burglar was in their apartment. He literally knocked her down as he panicked and run away. Not that this has anything to do with bedbugs.

The remediation is nowhere near as awful as it is for bedbugs, so don’t worry too much.

Tell me more about this lice place. Because fuck if our school doesn’t send those horror-inducing letters about “a child in your child’s class has head lice” all the freaking time. Everyone knows it is only a matter of time.

Lice on the first day back? You deserve a joint.

I, by contrast, spent this afternoon with my nearest and dearest getting our hair combed out at the lice place after the kids’ school kicked them out on the first day because nits. It was surprisingly fun.

“You don’t love me. You just love my cancer.”

Except for her ex-husband.

But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

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