I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

My mom did once, when I was in fourth grade and threw a desk at the teacher (!!). I had a loose tooth at the time and she knocked it out accidentally. Blood and soap foam everywhere and she started freaking out about how much she hurt her baby. I can still guilt trip her with that one 25 years later.

Never forget.

Aged 38 and up? This is your Color Me Badd thread right here.

I remember in my early 20s if Dave Matthews or the counting crows came on a guy’s stereo, we were about to get down to business.

I was up against a tree in a forest like the motherfucking wood nymph that I am. There were probably crickets and rustling leaves and shit, but mostly I remember a Metallica shirt, a very premature moustache, and the smell of Marlboro reds mixed with Exclamation and Chiclets.

If you’ve watched the show for a while, it becomes very apparent Milania adores her Dad and he has a soft spot for her. She’ll do anything for him. She’s not allowed to get ‘mushy’. He won’t have it, that’s why they call each other names. It’s sad and this jail time is hard on her. She’s not a girly-girl like her mom…

“I haven’t shaved your back in like 2 weeks!” If that isn’t love...

No, it’s pretty clear how much she worships her father. I think he teases her a lot because that’s his way of showing affection but with children it can be hurtful. Milania has a strong personality so people probably think she’s made of stone when she’s still a child and quite sensitive. I felt really sad hearing that…

There is only one person worse than Jacqueline on RHONJ, and that is Jacqueline 2: The Revenge, a/k/a Ashlee.

No one should be punching anyone in the face.

That part got me too. My mom has lupus and fibromyalgia. I’ve been there when the insurance company fucked up and she didn’t get her meds. I’ve been there when her mental fog was so bad she forgot to order more meds and had to do without. The only medicine that helps her routinely gets denied by our insurance; and…

Unless she gets to Duggar levels girl's got NOTHING.

yeah wow he’s so hot

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.

If she knew what he was planning, she’s complicit. I have a learning disability. I didn’t know it absolved me of accessory to murder.

No. You don’t get to pull this. Take some responsibility for the shit you do.

Obviously, they totally bullied him into instructing them how to rape her.

Also, from what I gleaned from the local coverage the past two days, it does appear as though the rich white student had his trial separated from the scholarship black student in hopes of cooking up a pretty ridiculous defense. Supposedly the attorneys for Vandenburg are claiming that he was taking the victim back to…