I think a scar kit would be the better option.

Lyme Disease can be diagnoses with two tests. Neither of which Foster took. Lyme Disease is real. And diagnosable. Chronic Lyme is a way for alternative practitioners to steal your money.

I was in NYC over the weekend and while I was at the bar at some DJ night, some Phish bro who got lost on his way to Madison Square Garden, told me to smile, called me “mama” and nudged my chin when he told me to smile. It took four queens to hold me back.

I have had lyme. It was terrible. But it’s also something that has a test and a treatment

I saw that episode with my grandparents sitting in the living room. You haven’t fully lived until your grandmom asks “What is this, spunky funk? Is it a dance?”

would do then, would do now.

just another awful person.

Also, who the hell is Jason??

Well, first I need the abs...

haha, or like get picked up by the media so all those cat calling, couch sleeping, negging assholes think they have a chance....

Oh no, I’m a giant coward! I’ve only met guys through friends, or acquaintances, or activities. I haven’t done the “cold approach” myself. But I should have!

She might not have any distinct features of it. It’s a range....the common ones are epicanthal folds by the eyes, a flat nasal bridge, the upper lip is far away from the nose with a flat philtrum (that groove between your upper lip and the nose), a thin upper lip...there are more you can Google it to see diagrams.

Yeah, forgot that he is almost literally a spoiled toddler.

I have been a special needs teacher / coordinator/ head of a special needs school for 17 years, and that kid has a forehead and eyes that scream FAS. But Maybe I am wrong, and bless you for the amazing work you do.

Nothing has been confirmed but it was certainly the first thing that popped into my head when this story broke a couple years ago. I’m fairly convinced of it after watching the highly disturbing 20/20 special.

I’d like to think they’re allowing the request for bail, just so they have the pleasure of yelling, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” in her face.

Second this. Bail for someone who has ALREADY FLED THE COUNTRY is nonsense.

Well, he was trying to avoid jail because he had violated probation. Some glorious soul tweeted a video of him playing beer pong to the sheriff. Word got out, and mama packed his bag and off they went.

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

Yeah, that’d be cool...histronics ruined it. Last time I asked someone out all old-timey like that, after a couple minutes of conversation at a coffeeshop, a bystander loudly yelled that I was hassling some poor girl. (The girl was cool with it, but it really didn’t go anywhere.) No, I wasn’t cruising, we just got to…