I had a female friend who SWORE she peed out of her vagina. We were like 19 and both of us were sexually experience - her more than I and she even had some sexual encounters with the ladies but she swore she peed out of her vagina . I guess this is different because she said it was just HER that peed out of her vagina…

As someone who has taught sex ed, can I recommend you inform your children of these two facts...

We stayed together for about four more years. Needless to say our sex life became quite interesting/amazing after this. It honestly didn’t bother me that much, being monogamous and living in the Hamptons and then NYC wasn’t really an interest of mine or his. We are still friends on Facebook, and would occasionally run…

You know what’s funny? When I was a kid I only had a vague idea about what Fraser was because it was just some boring grown up show to me (it still is - my best friend says it’s a “brown coffee table” show and he’s s right) BUT I never knew Frazier and niles were brothers and I always thought they were boyfriends

There was no second coming.

Goddammit, now I have to use that title.

When I came home for Christmas break after my first semester at college I ended up hanging out with a guy who I had met right before I left for school. We were flirty and our personalities meshed really well, but we were both awkward as fuck. I really wanted to hook up with him (assuming the feeling was mutual) but I…

YES! I would definitely read the adventures of the Hardon Boys.

Unfriend that fucker.

Pretty sure spoonfucking under a blanket cause family is in the same room is how I got knocked up as a teen. Ooops.

My stuffed animals. I hated dolls except for the one whose hair grew when you pressed her belly button. Embarrassing confession: I used sleep with a different stuffed animal each night and had a chart with a schedule so none of them would have hurt feelings.

Not to get all NY post/subway jared, but cop rapist, in prison...Woof. it could be argued that his is a fate far, far worse than death. Not going to say I am glad or that he ‘deserves’ it, but it seems like the universe is balancing the ledger, so to speak, and that goes a long way to making me feel less shitty about…

Yeah. :/

I feel terrible for Kristin. No family should ever have to go through that.

On the other hand, the rest of the world is so much happier for having these guys corralled in a single venue.

Everyone knows the correct gift for losing a tooth is $600 and some jewelry from Claire’s.

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

A project at work required that I do some research (all peer-reviewed, clinical trials) on Lyme, and the prevailing wisdom is that there is no such thing as “chronic Lyme” or (as it’s sometimes called) “post-Lyme syndrome”. Some of the literature points to a psychological or psycho-semantic root. There are a lot of…

And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.

1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”