Exactly. She wouldn’t put out her cigarette after he asked her to (not a crime), and he felt disrespected, so he made up an assault on a police officer charge which the video shows to be a load of horseshit.

I bought a keychain of a picture my daughter “drew” in 1st grade, 10 years ago. It looks suspiciously like this one. I do believe I was snookered.

So is she.

The first time my future husband met my incredibly prudish mother, we were going to see this brand new movie I had heard was really good, Pulp Fiction. Alas, it was sold out so we saw Quiz Show instead. Two weeks later, Hubs and I went to see Pulp Fiction and, every few minutes looked at each other with eyes that said…

Lemme guess. Pats fan?

Never been alone on Thanksgiving, but one year I wish I had been. Just out of college, living in NYC - lower east side, and had to work Thanksgiving Friday. No time to go back home to Philly for the day, so the plan was to go to my roommate’s parents’ house on Long Island (we had been friends throughout college and I…

But completely unlikeable himself.

This is the only reason I don’t hold continuous hate in my heart for the Giants. Still absolutely loathe Eli Manning though.

As a native Phialdelphian, I cannot disagree with this sentiment.

This is my husband’s story. He was hired to replace an incompetent IT guy at a manufacturing plant. In addition to the WTF systems and wire octopi, this guy had his desk in the basement near the server room, and so had been basically unattended for 4 years. Hubby found thousands upon thousands of pics and videos of…

Couldn’t place the look, but knew it was familiar. You nailed it!

It’s pretty obvious having one’s email somehow affiliated with one of these groups is NOT an indication they are in said group. Well known people make enemies. Some of whom probably think it’s just hysterical to sign the Mayor up for a KKK website. This was so irresponsible.

Yes, yes we are.

This is my ghost story, but it isn’t creepy, it’s actually mostly awesome.

He is everything anyone should want in a president. Except for the people with all the money to control the elections. I am not hopeful.

Ah, I could go for days about my righteous hate for all things Tom Brady. Fuel for my fire!

It has to be the Italian. My great-uncles Guido and Fredo (honest to god, and my grandfather was Mario) would pinch all the ladies asses AT THE FAMILY REUNION.

I went to Disney a few years ago with my 75 year old mother. I had just thrown my back out a few weeks earlier and was afraid all the walking would make me seize up. So I rented a motorized cart. I’d park it at the rides and just run on up to the fast lane line. I am sure people were like WTF? Fuck the judgers. I had…

I am the size and shape of a 12 year old. At 44, it doesn’t happen much anymore, but when I was younger, no one believed I was an adult. I have been pulled over more than once because a cop thought I was a kid out for a joy ride.

I actually liked her when she was on that show. Then I thought she tried to be a shoe designer or some nonsense. The she went on The View and showed the world she was a stupid shrew.