This.

Probably where only black people commit crimes

Aaaaaaand now I’m naked at work.

I believe that’s the baby dolphin ingestor manifold.

Police RS200

Love’em. I liked this one in particular:

Pikes Peak RS200

All the Ford RS200’s!!

Yeah that’s what we get for Florida merging three highways together for like 50 miles and giving all of them a slew of separate names. At least Google Maps didn’t go by their nicknames as well, which change depending on which part of the road you’re on.

“I have no idea how this is possible, because I expected the 25-year-old suspension to be more worn out than the Doug DeMuro file at the CarMax warranty claims department.”

FIXED.

a) a Range Rover Sport is quite a bit bigger than this b) waaaaaat

That’s a charging dock, and I believe security is on its way to escort you off the premises.

This was my favorite story ever because it was just PERFECT.

That’s fucking terrifying

yeah i just reread this and realized that it’s not even obvious that they “thought it was beer” so i put in a parenthetical.... :/

Hello, fellow Florida resident.

You sound like a pompous asshole.

Deadspin wrote an article a couple weeks ago talking about Pacquiao’s also-shitty voting record on women’s issues as a lawmaker in the Philippines.

So I’m going to go ahead and parse what you said... which is “other things suck for women than getting the shit beaten out of them by their child’s parent right in front of their child, so you honing in on his obvious and well-documented habit of doing just that rather than targeting other issues (as though you can…