I would not say they started out with "literally nothing." They were wealthy socialites before their fame.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

An average is an average. There is no other "real average."

If Stephanie's embarrassed now, just wait until she sees the bill from the Jeopardy! people demanding she pay that -$6,800 tab!

She's trying to tell us that she was the brain behind HorseEbooks all along.

I've listened on repeat 5 times, and I swear the only part of Got to Give it Up that sounds even remotely like Blurred Lines is the first ten seconds. I don't understand any of this.

I don't think you spoiled it. Literally all I know about Brown Bunny is that it's the movie Vincent Gallo wrote in order to get his ex, noted Garbage Person Chloe Sufrjfjodit, to give him a beej.

Don't apologize, he can't read. 350K current customers. 350K active phones at the end of 2013. Not sold over the life of the company. There are 350K people on this planet using a Vertu. That is pretty popular given the price/category.

First of all, assuming all of you went to Wikipedia, it says 350K customers at the end of 2013. That means 350K active phones. Not 350K sold in 17 years. Given the price, I would say that is in fact, pretty popular. You compared it to Rolex, which is arguably the clear leader in sales of a luxury good world-wide for…

Dude, fuck this Leathers chick. She broke the code. We are not all opportunistic whores.

I would loooooooooove it if we stopped giving this chick the attention she clearly fucking craves

Pro-tip: no one is honest about parenting on the internet. I'm sure you can see why.

Oh, fuck off you gigantic piles of fucking shit for humans. There are goddamn programs to help with things like reactive attachment disorder and if you had contacted DHS with your concerns and let them know about the bind you were in, they could have helped you find appropriate support and probably worked along with…

This comment is hilarious. I'm amazed at what people will freak out over on the 'net.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

A. IF she was promoting without [extra] pay, it's really "without pay." Film promotion is included in her salary. When actors sign on to star in a movie, they know they're not just there to act. That check covers the whole thing, start to finish, including the press junkets and premieres.

It's sorta funny when people are making a big point and you feel like, "Yeah! I'm with you... I'm with you...keep going..." and then they say a clunker like that.