And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

And Donald Trump is actually Rene Zellweger.

I really hope this article is just irony. How about not having a backup husband (or backup wife, if you're a man) at all? I'm convinced that it's always good to have a plan B in nearly all situations of life, but this is definitely not one of them.
If I knew my partner had a backup already at leI'd leave immediately.…

EW

I have the feeling these are the kind of women you wouldn't really want to marry in the first place.

This backup husband nonsense is so confusing to me. 1) most people have great difficulty finding an adequate mate - finding two? 2) even for those who do find more than one adequate partner, what is backup guy doing in the meantime? Waiting around "just in case?" If these women really do have this backup guy, I think…

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

I'm all for owning your own body and sexuality, but there's a line between that and being disgusting and unsanitary.

I threw up

I wanted to throw up reading this.

I found a new way to say Coke.

i am a young, and i understood none of this. is the fuccboi a really esoteric concept or is this just super shitty article?

I understood precisely none of this because I'm An Old but what's up with dude's neck?!? Please tell me that's photoshop.