I thought I was the only one! Several times I’m happily going down on a partner and they’re like “I have a good idea...” and then I’m just at a worse angle and can’t concentrate on one thing and it all goes to hell. Just let me focus, THEN you focus.

The logistics of this alone make me think that maintaining arousal is probably difficult even if you’re stone sober.

Booze is barely enough to convince ONE person to bone me. I’m so lonely.

Right? Even if you get verbal commitments from three people, then you got to get them all in the same room at the same time in the same mood.

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

I like that they are very thorough with inching the weight as far back on the bar as possible several times, so you know, it doesn’t fall off.

I think there’s validity in that, but feel like this article goes a bit overboard in painting him as part of the problem. Yes, he could and should use his influence to include more diversity in films where he can, and one could argue that him speaking in this manner is him starting to use that influence in exactly…

That’s kinda what I’m trying to say. There is a diversity problem in Hollywood. Clooney even plays his part in it. But this article goes above and beyond to throw blame on Clooney for things he doesn’t even control, as if he’s some kind of puppeteer of Hollywood, and also calls out “blindingly white” movies that…

Why are so many Republicans concerned with the endorsement of a failed politician turned greedy talking head?

I mean, why does he HAVE to make movies to satisfy anyone other than himself? Nevermind the fact that the article is equating movies where Clooney had a role with movies he’s “making”...there’s definitely a difference.

Yeah seriously. Let’s pick apart everything he says for not using exactly the right words and phrasing that we would have preferred. Let’s write 1500 words about how Clooney’s blanket support isn’t supportive enough...for reasons.

No idea. That’s the only link I could find still seemingly selling it. Amazon has a link but it’s unavailable and the reviews don’t exactly paint the picture of an honest seller.

No idea. That’s the only link I could find still seemingly selling it. Amazon has a link but it’s unavailable and…

Auvio 6 ft. Lightning to USB charger:

Auvio 6 ft. Lightning to USB charger:

I hate the “If anything I said offended anyone, I’m sorry” bullshit. You know the shit you said offended people, that’s why you’re apologizing. And if you don’t understand WHY people are taking offense, don’t fucking apologize.

People either don’t understand or choose to ignore the obvious and implied “...too” at the end of BlackLivesMatter. It is not ONLY BlackLivesMatter, but rather that they matter IN ADDITION to other lives, to show that, to many groups and organizations (many law enforcement agencies for example) black lives have not…

It was pretty by the numbers in my opinion. Hit all the major points, avoided making any of the main “hero” characters (save for, minorly, Eazy E) look bad, and ruffled almost zero feathers. It could have been a much more vivid and realistic portrayal of flawed and human individuals had it not shied away from some of…

Yeah, according to her own story this seems less like “freezing” and more just like resigning herself to not fighting this jerk’s unwanted advances. She doesn’t say she didn’t feel safe, or couldn’t have gotten up to leave if it came to that. Seems like she just kind of gave up in the face of his persistent begging.

They should have just made the whole passenger seat into a giant woofer.

Eh, milkers gonna milk. She and Big Brother are no strangers to this kind of behavior. The outrage just shines a light on her.

And then express that outrage on the internet until it’s time for their show to come back on OH GOD IS IT STARTING i hate it so much