Don’t you know? Vaccines are full of aborted babies, chemtrails, Jade Helms and tiny shredded Confederate Flags. Also scary black people. And gay hormones that make people gay. It’s like everything that makes far right conservative and religious nuts clutch their pearls, right their in a single shot.

What’s next? Doctors wanting to weigh me, so they can act like they’re going to try to determine my so-called “health”? NO THANKS DOCTORS NICE TRY.

• Getting super easily offended

“That woman was no good samaritan. So as a good samaritan myself, I murdered her and her entire family and some of my family just for good measure. Also, women tend to treat me unfairly because of my criminal past. So how can you blame me when I murder them?”

I’ve found myself to be reasonably competent at cooking, but it usually involves about an hour of prep and cooking, and then a half hour to 45 minutes of cleaning, all for a meal i’m going to HWARF down in ten minutes. The effort far outweighs the pay off.

I used to LOVE it on long plane rides. I used to have a subscription to it. I remember a lot of stories being genuinely interesting...but then suddenly, they were not.

I thought their mouth-breathing “A DURRR WHAT TOY SHOULD I GET? I SO CONFUSED” schtick made their stupidity abundantly clear.

Thank you. All these people talking about how we need to have a frank open discussion about miscarriage and this couple is bringing it to the forefront....uhhh how exactly? They seem way more concerned about how their miscarriage has allowed them to start their dream careers as YouTube vloggers. You wanna have a…

Yeah DMCA takedowns these days are such a “shoot first, ask questions later” that if you represent a big enough company, you can probably get anything taken down immediately, at least temporarily, no matter how flimsy the “infringement” argument may be.

That’s sweet that you think red light cameras only give tickets to red light runners.

They want to live in some phony trumped up version of the Old West as they remember it from movies.

Thanks, I was wondering about that.

This is essentially the accepted reality when you live in the idealized world envisioned by the NRA and 2nd Amendment absoluters (the kind who think guns should be available to anyone and everyone at all times). You basically accept that your freedom to have ALL THE GUNS comes with the trade off that at any given…

Things have changed in ten years. In FL, the laws have been rewritten to put the onus on the owner of the car to prove they weren’t driving. If your defense is “it wasn’t me” you have to provide a sworn affidavit from whoever WAS driving (or whoever you convince to take the fall for you) saying they were behind the…

I don’t think we voted to have them in the first place here, but if there was a measure to remove them on the next ballot I’d be the first in line to vote.

Hansel Jortsnot made me start laughing unexpectedly, and it caught me by surprise so I started coughing, and then I thought there was going to be a legitimate medical emergency, but I got it under control and I’m okay now.

A lot of places are cracking down on the blatant illegality of red light cameras, but unfortunately as far as I know FL is still in bed with them.

Thanks! I’m in Florida, which as far as I know is extremely red light camera friendly, at least in my neck o’ the woods. They actually changed the law to specifically make it more difficult to combat them (to contest it, you have to appear in front of a magistrate in the city that issued the ticket...which means the…

I’d love an article like this on how to fight BS red light camera tickets.

No trans people on shows: “WHY ARE YOU SO TRANSPHOBIC?!”