It’s been said before but bears repeating: IT’S MICHIGAN STATE ALL OVER AGAIN

Good luck on the sex!

Every now and then words aren't necessary.

Let's go Cubbies!

“And no green M&Ms!”

I know what you're saying, but this isn't it.

Very amusing, well done.

MacMullan could not wait for that story to be over.

Razzle-dazzle hipsters are the fucking worst.

I don’t have many feelings about Gene Simmons

[unsheathed lightsaber noise]

Finall, a pet you can eat in good conscience after it passes. Bad news for the pet cemetery racket.

Pose on the right, too, please. Comin’ through

This could be soooo awkward

Who put you in charge of public sentiment?

Patriarchs gonna infantilize.

Username checks out ;)

Ok, you win- he is pretty cool.

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