The sweatpants are for me, in my home, when I am already done with the world.

I’m not a horror fan in general, but this premise made me wince particularly bad. I don’t think I can handle a comedy-horror take on racism but I’m glad it seems to have hit all the right notes.

Ohmygod thank you so much for finally explaining this I’ve been happily perplexed for days

Something shifts in my brain as I look out at the carnage — it’s a foreign sensation, but not unpleasant. Almost like...relief? No...joy.

Not a soul has been left behind. The ground is barren. Smoke rises from the ashes like the spirits of Death. I cannot believe what has happened here — it all happened so fast. Only a few poorly conceived words from an anonymous troll, and it has come to this.

Yes, I’m in a full-blown rage. It’s horrible. I can’t stop screaming. The police have been called. Very soon, the whole neighborhood will burn. And when I’m yanked away in handcuffs, I will whisper: “It’s iGatsby’s fault.”

A lot of people can’t afford $300 consoles, $60 games, and a TV to run them on. Gosh, some people can’t even afford internet to read reviews! And yet here you are, acting like a smug fuck. You don’t know anything about their financial situation. Kindly GTFO.

1) I don’t have children and don’t want any, and 2) I live paycheck to paycheck. But why the fuck would I give a shit what this man does with his money. It literally has no impact on me whatsoever.

Sometimes you’d like to get up for work the next morning without feeling like lukewarm death. What’s wrong with that?

Is it possible to die in Pitioss? Because if so I don’t even want to bother.

Perfect timing - I just did this exact quest yesterday, although I already knew I had to join the hunt and saved some time (I made the same mistake for the Deadeye mission and wandered around hopelessly for 30mins, so I was prepared). Altissia is still a bitch, though.

I love Let’s Plays for horror games. I watched a dude play The Last of Us and it was like I was watching an awesome (scary) movie! I even bought the soundtrack, so someone still made money off me.

Who came up with the name “Kotaku”? I get the “otaku” part but is the “K” just to make it sound cool

And then you sigh in frustration and jump off the Chocobo to get it, it’s a useless beautiful bottle, and then Prompto shouts, “IMPERIALS ABOVE US!” Goddamn it.

I must’ve missed that black osmosis session because I have no idea what “soul clapping” is. But I’m sure as soon as someone describes it to me I’ll end up saying, “oooooh. That has a name?” so I suppose the point still stands.

Still can’t pick up an item while you’re riding a Chocobo either, can you? That become irritating soooo fast.

When they’ve had original titles in the can for 10+ years that still come out underdeveloped, yes, it annoys me that they’re using so many resources on a game from 20 years ago. I honestly don’t know why that bothers you so much. *You’re* still allowed to be excited about it, but I’m fatigued from remakes and sequels…

I feel like being depressed my whole life has prepared me for death a lot better than the average person. After all, I suffer from a large amount of suicidal ideation, so at this point I see death as “absence of pain” more than “absence of joy/purpose/existence.” Oddly enough, however, even though I’m an atheist I…

So they’re adding content so they can make a completely new series of a game that came out 20 years ago. Which means I’ll have to pay $200-300 to get the whole experience in opposed to the $60 I was planning for.

That’s not at all the impression I got from interviews.