I have this picture now so I’m gonna use it.

A tax on your income of 10%... okay, yeah. Rich Person A actually only spends 70% of their income, so getting taxed 10% is no biggie. Poor Person B spends 100% of their income, so being taxed 10% is a big deal to them.

If he drops below 6, he can fit his entire candidacy in a Vine.

“Seth Meyers Goads Donald Trump into Running for President”

Of course; I make the best brainy phrases.

Excluding things that don’t belong is the only way to maintain ideological purity.

That’s Trump’s ultimate goal! Create a civil war before January that forces Obama to declare martial law!

We’re kind of in the just-barely-post-Jazz Singer era with trans representation. I get both sides of the issue; you make a great point about opportunities in the community for Trans women where otherwise they’d have none. But I also get the (*winces as they write this*) “minstrel show” critique of it. It’s such a…

This song, one of my favorite songs ever, is about all the songs in your playlist. “You hold the high scream into the key change for the outro”

Rudy’s the kind of guy to try and pass off his 9 as an 11.

I’ve noticed that a lot of younger trans women online aren’t putting up with any cis drag at all, gay or straight. As someone older than 90% of tumblr folks, it’s an eye-opening discovery.

If you are friends with anyone long enough, you will find three lies, three broken promises, and three neglected responsibilities. The only real solution is to never become friends with anyone...

This breaks immersion! Class action lawsuit!

Shit I was literally just going to post that. My grandma’s from Missouri. This is her “Explain to me why you got a D in Math” look.

We’re now to the part of the movie where the bully gets his comeuppance. We all instinctively feel it.

My wife and I are literally gleeful discussing this, because we FINALLY feel like she HAS his number! No more of this Mike Dukakis “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy” SNL nightmare.

It was a brilliant move; she tried about ten different angles in the debate, knowing one of them would land a punch to a soft target. When he reacts, she runs the ad twisting the knife in that soft target. He can’t let it go, the feedback loop intensifies, and he’s on his heels for the next debate.

This is really going to sound like I’m reaching and grasping... but do you think, if Sarah Palin wasn’t considered “MILF Hot” by Republican men at the time of her ascendency, her crap would have been given even a bit of leeway?

Not to get Jezebel in your Deadspin, but it was always going to be this case because of the gender difference. Trump’s leeway is entirely “boys will be boys”-based.

Give it a few years, he may be on EVERY dollar bill.