Hey, some people prefer Beavis to Butthead.

Foxes and bunnies can mate, it’s just their kid will be a kangaroo...

Those shoes are a lot of things (including Nike-alikes), but they are clearly not Air Maxes. Those soles are foam. Those are Nike Pegasuses.

Never — NEVER — lose your frugal instincts. They will serve you well as your life changes over time. Maybe you have kids (you’ll need to budget then), maybe you’ll get hurt. Maybe you’ll lose your job at 50 and struggle until retirement because nobody hires 50 year olds.

Way to bury the lede that most of Doctor Who is leaving Netflix.

Future Quest is Alex Toth crossover fanfic, which is THE FUCKING BEST THING EVAR. Well, if it also had Thundarr in there it’d be a dream but my penis can only get so erect.

More power to him for any reason; I hope he gets to be a long outlier.

Can you imagine if these obvious “game management” techniques happened to the NBA? Or God forbid, tennis?!

I made it to the part where you started hating on They Might Be Giants.

“Too slow” —Jordan Rudess

Lol no it's just the thing that annoys me most right now, and this picture reminded me of a lady in a local commercial who does it.

Dalmation-fur coat, you say? I’ll take two.

She looks like she pronounces both t’s in words like kitten and rotten.

The first Death Star and Starkiller Base were pretty successful in killing rebels and republic people. They killed WAY more people than any other method shown in the movies. Why do they keep building them? Because they fucking WORK... until they’re destroyed.

Your faith in your friends is yours.

Even if it turns out to be shit, it’ll be over in five years or so. You’ll be a wizened old emperor by the time Brandon Sanderson finishes the novels.

I expect it to improve vastly now that they’re no longer dramatizing the two shitty books.

To clarify, I was trying to be a dick.

I was a lit major in college, so I know the low growl people who like words make when they see words used willy-nilly.

And again, that joke got used as the setup to a better joke.