For my own part:

It’s like an Onion article headline by now.

Skyfall had one job to do, which was establish that James Bond was a code name. It failed miserably.

He’s on the brute squad...

Heidi Klum and Nicki Minaj needed to swap costumes.

So many Dookies in the comments section.

This was “don’t get on drunk dad’s bad side” behavior. Total defense maneuver.

The most accurate fill-in-the-gaps comic was Adventures of Chief O’Brien.

Not having a direct democracy is the only thing keeping us from Term Three of President Snooki.

To be fair, were you playing Snake on your dumb phone 3-5 hours a day?

Facebook App gives no fucks about iOS’s settings; the technique it uses to keep itself on in the background isn’t affected by “please don’t background” setting. Removing the app entirely is the only way prevent shitty battery life.

35 million people thing WWE is real, too. Might be the same 35 million.

Yep. The NRA is our Taliban.

So that wasn’t about calling out Apple for making worse products because their fans are sheep (or whatever)? Because it totally looked like: “Brand loyalty makes products worse. This screenshot shows that Apple’s products are worse because nothing they released was new or mattered.”

sounds like a Popeye cartoon.

My best friend once looked me in the eye and said, “Comedy without a basis in reality isn’t comedy at all.”

Yet another man interrupting a woman.

I see the comments are from a bunch of Gran Turismo players that are slowly realizing they’ve been playing Mario Kart this whole time.

Sounds like butt stuff... porn!!!