Extra lyrics to We Didn't Start The Fire?

When I got my first raise (freshman year of college, I got a $0.30/hr raise at the computer lab from $4.85 to $5.15), my take home income went up one cent per week. So, for the last 18 years until five minutes ago, I thought exactly the same as your buddy Johnny Lawyer.

Like Mississippi?

My aunt was a great-grandmother at 50... sometimes there's just not much to do in a town...

With your VIC-20 bank account, expecting more than Commodore 64 ass is reaching.

Maybe if you used a crowdfunding site people knew existed...

"He's her style Yoko Ono"... as someone who hates her style The Beatles, I'm totally okay with this.

One last thing: that song is unusually badass in a Lindsay Buckingham sort of way, and got a lot of people to buy what was otherwise a saltine of a record.

I'm so glad you mentioned that; I've kind of become obsessed with that clip since this post appeared, and yeah... Cross looked kind of like he was not really feeling like he was in command of the joke at first. I mean how many of Fallon's audience were even alive when he was big? Five? Ten tops? He looked like he…

Quit #NotALLComputerProgrammers me!

This is what happens when a person who needs rules to function enters into a game with no rules.

Whatever the words that come after "Sorry, but..." are, they actually mean "fuck you."

In that Jimmy Fallon video, you can hear Cross try to up his game after he sees McDonald; he starts hitting those higher notes in the verse that he'd been leaving flat until that point. He's like the opposite of LeBron; he appears on a team, and the other players start to play better.

Rendering at that size and scaling down to any monitor size would provide really smooth and unobtrusive anti-aliasing. I could see that tech happening as ~300dpi displays become the norm.

Well, he did get a rise out of the commenters here. *snrk*

While we're at it, how about Laura Sánchez as Aeryn Sun?

Did you just pull a Luke Skywalker? Dude, Darth is your dad. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Were there 4 and 20 of them?

Obviously: Cats are fantasy; dogs are sci-fi.

Obviously: Cats are fantasy; dogs are sci-fi.