“You had ONE thing to do!!”

Wrong nostril.

But who’s going to pay for it?

Or can he buy the island by them owing him monthly payments for life???

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Me: Look how awesome this picture is!
Co-worker: It looks like a used panty shield.
Me: I hate every inch of you.

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

Steak Nazis.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Curling I’d watch...Baseball on the other hand...

Someone please tell the guy holding the 360 camera there is no need to turn it.

TARS!