Nobody is here for that, Lola.

1/29/16

Look, I’m just going to throw this out there. Part of the blame for this problem needs to fall at the feet of people who oppose comprehensive immigration reform.

1/29/16

I would pay all the money for this. I’m in a new city, and while I have good friends in the area, they’re about an hour away. I moved from where I had LOTS of friends and support to basically none in a place where it’s customary for me to get weird looks when I say hello to strangers, even if they’re the parents of…

1/28/16

PLEASE may we have a Dirt Bag based entirely on the exploits of Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman??

1/27/16

The key to understanding this, if it can be understood at all, is it took place in Maricopa County, Arizona - which I suspect is the most Northern part of Hell. It is the place of chain gangs and enthusiastic racial profiling. Actually, I don’t even think Satan would want to hang out there - he is probably pretty tan…

1/25/16

Calm down there, Satan.

1/21/16

To my memory the last time I did it was in 2001.

1/19/16

Sweet god above, tell me that his Fuckery is just his bad behaviour and not, like, a room in his house.

1/15/16

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

1/8/16

Please take this opportunity to post your own barfing incidents. I’ll begin:

1/8/16

My daughter was born that day. The anesthesiologist was inserting my IV when it came on the news. I told him that if Bush died while I was under not to wake me up because I didn’t want to live in a world where Dan Quayle was president. When he woke me up, the first thing he told me was that Bush was still alive.

1/6/16

Nancy and Hillary are killing it, tho.

1/6/16

The WHO recommends breastfeeding for 24 months. After six or so months, many add solid foods to the diet. “Normal” should be what works for mom and baby and nothing to do with what onlookers think.

1/6/16

The biggest “fuck you” on display here is Bar’s refusal to dye her hair.

1/6/16